Now. I. Am.

Piss drunk on fire-hydrant soap.

Red Fang

Stephen Colbert

Mila Kunis

Go to bed assholes.

You just need to know........

that I'm drunk. Consider it and relish in it.

MELVINS.

Are a big pile of my life again. I went to the Seattle Endless Residency shows and loved em. Except for the 6 little puds that were at their first 21+ show (4 of whom got kicked out during Anaconda) the show was great ( haha and fuck you, you little dicks shits, I told you to chill). You didn't listen and you little fucks got what you deserved. Especially you, you little bleached blond cunt-boy. Hope you enjoyed the 2 hour show that you got to see about 15 minutes of. You're going to lead a rich, full life. I can tell. Have fun with your consistent black-eye's and lack of friends!

Enough!